Dawn Lumos

A Future Lawyer, but currently in love with politics, photography, and writing.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  • guy:

    when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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    ohadvevo:

    This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

    (Source: roadtrips101)

    starpulses:

    a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

    pennylessproud:

    "Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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    queen-of-destiel-land:

    tuxedo-tshirt:

    I think netflix made a mistake..

    Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button